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clashofclothes:

Perfect Summer song. Not one person could dislike it.

  • guy: I love natural beauty! Girls who wear too much makeup are disgusting!
  • guy: ew stretch marks what are those
  • guy: ew pubic hair
  • guy: you have to be hairless why don't you shave down there
  • guy: ew cellulite

heartworm

n. a relationship or friendship that you can’t get out of your head, which you thought had faded long ago but is still somehow alive and unfinished, like an abandoned campsite whose smoldering embers still have the power to start a forest fire.

(Source: dictionaryofobscuresorrows, via 365-days-of-summer)